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@@ -5,11 +5,39 @@ git clone git@github.com:mitjafelicijan/dotfiles.git ~/.dotfiles
 cd ~/.dotfiles && stow .
 ```
 
-```ini
-# /usr/share/xsessions/cwm.desktop
-[Desktop Entry]
-Name=cwm
-Comment=cwm
-Exec=cwm
-Type=Application
-```
+Unga Bunga woke up before the sun, as he always did, scratching his head with a
+stick he was fairly sure used to be someone else’s idea.
+
+The cave was quiet. Too quiet.
+
+“Hmm,” said Unga Bunga, a man of deep and thoughtful vocabulary.
+
+He stepped outside and immediately noticed something was wrong. The big rock he
+liked to sit on… was gone.
+
+“Bunga?” he called.
+
+From behind a bush, his friend Bunga appeared, holding the rock.
+
+“I move rock,” said Bunga proudly.
+
+“Why move rock?” Unga Bunga asked.
+
+“Feel like it.”
+
+Unga Bunga considered this. It was, unfortunately, a very strong argument.
+
+He nodded. “Good reason.”
+
+They both stood there for a moment, staring at the rock in its new, objectively
+worse location.
+
+“Now what?” asked Bunga.
+
+Unga Bunga picked up a slightly smaller rock.
+
+“We move this one too.”
+
+Bunga grinned. “Unga bunga.”
+
+And so, civilization began.